Ode to a puppy

You are a puppy, I am a man

You smell real funny, I smell real bad.

You are so furry and I have long hair.

You are so sleepy and I am so stressed.

Ode to a kitten (Cam Ashley 1 / 4 97)

I am a pussy cat and you are stoned.

Your comfy lap I shall make my home.

I am real fuzzy and you are so stressed.

I will sit on your bed and watch you get dressed.